"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."

"Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!" "Ron!" "Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cozy.

Hermione frowned at Ron.
"He's not a nutter, Ron--"
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"Bouillabaisse," said Hermione.
"Bless you," said Ron.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all- you were showing moral fiber!"

"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."

"Tomorrow," said Ron in a muffled voice, "I'd rather you set the alarm clock."

"Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe he [Tom Riddle] got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor..."

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"[Harry]
"At your aunt and uncle's house," said Ron. "And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going."

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